If we are not careful, this is what ordering a pizza will be like!!

Ordering a pizza in year 2015

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..." 

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order." 

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?" 

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610." 

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your
 office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell
 number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?" 

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

 Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir." 

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas..." 

Operator: "I don't  think that's a good idea, sir." 

Customer: "Whaddya mean?" 

Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

 Customer: "Dang . What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm
 sure you'll like it." 

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

 Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes'
 from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the
 suggestion." 

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. What's the damage?"

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes to $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit." 

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here." 

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn." 

Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take? 

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up
while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward." 

Customer: "How the heck do you know I'm riding a bike?"

 Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments,
 so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it." 

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!&?#!" 

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop." 

Customer: (Speechless) 

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?" 

Customer: "No, nothing. Oh, yeah, don't forget the
 two free liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."

 Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics."